They are so-o-o loud that often our slave, I mean caregiver, appears on the scene to see what all the racket is about. Days aren't so bad, but it seems the noise is less well received during those hours when humans sleep...
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What can I do??!!! Help!!!!"; snipAddr[9] = "mb_sex.html#berserk"; snippet[10] = "I have been told by some of my rabbit-loving human friends that I am not a real bunny slave. What constitutes a proper bunny slave..."; snipAddr[10] = "mb_humn.html#clueless"; snippet[11] = "I just got a lovely Angora bunny that I want to keep outside in a run. I've been told that is dangerous. Why exactly would that be? I thought the outdoors was a rabbit's natural territory..."; snipAddr[11] = "mb_humn.html#confused"; snippet[12] = "I'm shedding my coat right now in preparation for the cooler season, but it seems like I just finished growing my last coat. How often do rabbits shed, and does it have anything to do with the weather..."; snipAddr[12] = "mb_heal.html#shedding"; snippet[13] = "I live outside, and my ears itch like crazy! It's driving me insane! What is the problem, and how can I stop it..."; snipAddr[13] = "mb_heal.html#itching"; snippet[14] = "I like to drink. Not to excess, but I do drain the bottle pretty regularly. What with this water input, I have a like amount of, um, output. This wouldn't be a problem, except my caretaker doesn't ensure that my litterbox stays dry. I often end up with dirty feet and a wet rear. What kinds of tips can I give my faithful but not-to-bright servant, besides CHANGE THE LITTERBOX MORE OFTEN..."; snipAddr[14] = "mb_habit.html#lbox"; snippet[15] = "My nails are getting kind of long, and my human doesn't quite know how to go about trimming them. I would prefer a nice pedicure myself, but in lieu of that, how can I teach my human to trim my nails so I don't keep catching them on the cage wire..."; snipAddr[15] = "mb_habit.html#bleeding"; snippet[16] = "Hey! Do you know Heloise of helpful "Hints" fame? I need to get some information on an alternative home remedy. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the nail-trimming part of my grooming sessions. It sure beats ripping those babies off on floor wire! However, my human is getting on in years (40ish) and the eyesight must be going, because my quicks get nicked occasionally..."; snipAddr[16] = "mb_habit.html#tootsie"; snippet[17] = "Sometimes when I'm eating I make a sound that startles my mom. It's sort of like a "snort," and almost always happens when I'm eating. It comes from my throat, and I guess the closest equivalent would be a human belch. I've never heard another rabbit make this sound. Is this normal..."; snipAddr[17] = "mb_habit.html#noises"; snippet[18] = "My Dinky is peeing on the couch a lot. What a mess! How can I get him to stop without having to confine him to his cage?"; snipAddr[18] = "mb_habit.html#noises6"; snippet[19] = "I'm a 5-year-old rabbit of eclectic heritage. Things have been pretty swell here with my humans, but lately they're worried about me, and frankly I'm concerned too. I haven't been getting into my chow like I used to. They keep checking to see if my output, if you get my drift, is still normal (it's fine), and they keep asking why I'm kind of quiet and don't want to eat much. It's hard to get across to them that I feel a "pinching" in my mouth when I chew..."; snipAddr[19] = "mb_diet.html#noteating"; snippet[20] = "Is distilled water good for my rabbit?"; snipAddr[20] = "mb_diet.html#94"; snippet[21] = "I am friends with this rabbit who has some really weird habits. She likes to eat roast beef, and kippered herring, and pistachio ice cream. She will also imbibe in white wine, given the opportunity..."; snipAddr[21] = "mb_diet.html#treats"; snippet[22] = "My bunny gets sick when I feed him oatmeal cookies. Aren't oats something that bunnies eat? I don't understand..."; snipAddr[22] = "mb_diet.html#72"; snippet[23] = "My mom let me eat a few unsalted, dry roasted peanuts the other day and I really went nuts over them (no pun intended). I can't stop thinking about them! 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